Meet the Grumpiest Baby Octopus

Probably just about the most relevant stuffed animal there is, and this little octopus didn’t have it today. Why so cranky? No one really knows. What we do know is that he’s not in the mood for conversation at the moment. Read more He’s mad at the sun and stuff. Grumpy octopus stuffed animals just want to be left alone. Being with people makes him even grumpier. He prefers to hide in small, secluded places like bushes, flower pots and cupboards. What really gets him mad is when you call him cute, cuddly or use any other term of endearment. Read more Always stuck How does he stand up? No one knows. How is he going to get down? No one knows. The only thing we do know is that he doesn’t need your help. He’s got this, so leave the stuffed animal alone! Read more Want someone to judge you while you’re trying to fall asleep? Look no further, he’ll sit there and judge you no matter where you put him. But how can you not love this face? This joyful negativity will bring laughter to all your friends and family. The perfect funny gift for Grandpa, Grandma, Mom, Dad, friends and co-workers. They’ll think he’s hilarious! Watch their faces light up with this unique plush animal gift. Some people like him as a funny gag gift. Others just want to keep him all to themselves. You’ll love his perpetually angry state. Read more Made of the softest material. Made of premium velvet. Each piece of this little guy has been carefully put together to ensure the softest of hugs. Cute, fluffy and the perfect size for cuddling. Size: 12″ x 8″ x 7.5″ Read more Adopt one today! But please don’t annoy him.